mattressblowoutsale-deactivated2:

someone offered my buddy coconut milk and he said “I cant be out here drinking coconut milk”

(Source: xzebrasgorawrx)

memewhore:

aewm:

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

fromacomrade:

just-shower-thoughts:

Since a bat’s wings are made of skin membranes between their fingers they are actually flying through the power of jazz hands

rebelmeg:

tinypapyrus:

acreaturecalledgreed:

ive been laughing about gerenuks for the past 20 minutes i just

look at this dude

Look

im gonna fucking pee

@everdawnarts

it returns

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE CREATURES UNTIL NOW