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fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming)





untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

WHAT TV SHOW SHOULD YOU WATCH

vausemans-love-child:

aries:  orange is the new black
taurus: orange is the new black
gemini: orange is the new black
cancer: orange is the new black
leo: orange is the new black
virgo: orange is the new black
libra: orange is the new black
scorpio: orange is the new black
sagittarius: orange is the new black
capricorn: orange is the new black
aquarius: orange is the new black
pisces: orange is the new black





the-back-bottoms:

I need another cigarette



I can’t sleep :(((

  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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